This photo has been trending for a while now and our very own Alibaba decided to take a bite..
He wrote:
"This picture flooded my timeline
two days ago... So let me take a bite. This is what happens when the
foundation of your teeth is cast with DANGOTE cement... Now you know why
some people did not have teething problems as kids! If this man bites a
dog, it will be news! He was told "all hands on deck" but he went
further. This guy can never bite more than he can chew... He will
definitely go to heaven,,, because he has already had his share of
gnashing of teeth... And he doesn't take alcohol... He is a teetotaler.
He was born carnivorous. Can never be a vegetarian. For what? People
like this chew everything. Even ice cream! When this kind of guy says
lend me your ears, don't! Remember MIKE Tyson and Holyfield. People like
him only dated ladies called Titilayo, Titilola, Titi, Ttc... If you
are into kinky sex, don't ask him for a love bite! Just don't. And if he
goes down south. Hysterectomy... All said and done, this could just be
the best advert for DANGOTE Cement ever... "DANGOTE Cement... For strong
properteeth... Sorry properties!" And if DANGOTE is wasting time... Any
toothpaste company can snap him up... "COLGATE... For strong teeth"
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